I had a dream last night that Chris Hardwick drove me to the opening of Star Wars Episode VIII. And this is how the movie started:
EXT. AHCH-TO MOUNTAIN SIDE – DAY
REY stands with the SKYWALKER LIGHTSABRE in her hand, offering it to LUKE. She is scared, confused, elated. But the Jedi Master just stares. The tension between them contrasts with the endless beauty of Ahch-To.
Why won’t you say something?
You have something… Your nose.
(wiping at his nose to demonstrate)
Rey wipes at her nose.
No, the other side.
Rey wipes furiously at her nose with her free hand.
With the speed of the Force, he crosses the distance between them. He stands before her, the tip of this thumb protruding from between his index and middle finger.
Now, I have you nose.
That’s your mechanical hand! My nose is NOT mechanical. What are you doing?!
We never got to play these games when you were a child.
We’ll see if I’m right December 15, 2017.